no, you know what? i am just so goddamn awkward and unabashedly weird that it is so precious and adorable and irresistible. he just hasn’t read my message yet, he just doesn’t know. he will respond and then be seduced by my entrancing qualities. i won’t even need to break out the christmas tinsel to seduce him. that’s how it’s gonna go down, just you wait.

maybe my openness towards being publicly weird and awkward is not socially acceptable or deemed as attractive maybe that is my problem

constant and consistent cravings for chocolate, is that what it means to be female; i think that is a main qualification.

• do not think about time
• stop thinking about what it is like to be a tree
• do not have irrelevant thoughts in your mind that you just need to write about
• do not make useless lists
• keep saying that you feel motivated until you actually are
• enjoy life until the last possible moment when you actually need to get work done
• finish your work
• go back to enjoying life
• repeat this

cheerios are drugs

i know the reason and the cause of all “unexplainable” laughter it always involves boots either wearing them or someone else wearing them and that is the only cause

most clichés form by someone being original,

developing a thought that is clever,

thoughtful, witty, etc…

they don’t start of thinking,

“hey, today i’m going to come up with a damn good cliché.”

they just don’t do that.

at first, it must be quite incredible

when the phrase catches on and passes through the lips

of tens, hundreds, thousands, millions of people.

but then it becomes cliché

and the poor exquisite thinker looses his well deserved merit

as the world takes his words for granted.